- Teacher: How do you prepare for exam?
- Me: Crying in the shower letting the hot water run down my body while I wallow in self-loathing.
Your thighs touch? Well, that’s normal.
Your stomach isn’t f l a t? Well, that’s also normal.
Your collar bones don’t stick out? Well, that’s perfectly normal.
Your hip bones don’t stick out? Well, that’s certainly normal.
Your skin isn’t clear? Well, that’s normal, too.
Stop trying to make yourselves “perfect” by doing things that aren’t normal.
Dear Anxiety Attacks,
Please go away. You’re holding me back from so many things.
This inclues my last semester of college and more importantly
my overall happiness.
You wanna fly?
You’ve got to give up the shit that weighs you down.
- Me: Doesn't study for exam that is tomorrow.
- Me: Plans reading list 4 months in advance.